Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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