Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
