I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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