just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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