if only i could text you this smell
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i think i just lost a toe
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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