my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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