Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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