Christians are straight up FREAKS
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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