In the future we'll all be gay
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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