please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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