It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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