I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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