You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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