p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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