she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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