Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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