Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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