Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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