I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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