Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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