Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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