i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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