i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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