I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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