Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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