Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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