Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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