it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Houston, we have a blender
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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