we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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