I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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