Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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