i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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