: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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