I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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