but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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