so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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