nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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