We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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