Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I look better un-naked...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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