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I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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