I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
