Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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