come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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