1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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