My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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