I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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