found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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