Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
