But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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