You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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