her vagine was all disorganized.
Say something about gay babies.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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