I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
where does the pee come out of this thing
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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