***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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