Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
