Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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