Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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