whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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