I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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