the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Oh Jesus.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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