***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.