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(402): View more from Nebraska

So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had

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(720): View more from Colorado

Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids

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(740): View more from Ohio

Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.

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(812): View more from Indiana

You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.

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(310): View more from California

I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.

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(850): View more from Florida

So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job

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(650): View more from California

Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?

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