quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.