So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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