Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
What a dumb baby whore.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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