Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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