Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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