i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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