dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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